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April 25, 2023

How To Survive Crowd Crush & A Soul Crushing Job with Matt Belknap

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the crush of an out of control crowd and our friend Matt Belknap is here to talk about his early soul-crushing industry job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-…

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April 18, 2023

How To Survive SADS & Dads with Travis Bowe

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Seasonal Affective Disorders and Family Guy writer Travis Bowe joins us to share a story about a fishing trip to Alaska with his Father. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d…

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April 11, 2023

How To Survive Sociopaths & Rude People with Walter Koenig

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sociopath, and Walter Koenig shares a story about dealing with a rude audience member. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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April 4, 2023

How To Survive a Boat Crash & a Car Crash with Niccole Thurman

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a boat crash and our new friend Niccole Thurman joins us to share her story about a recent car accident she survived! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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March 28, 2023

How To Survive Serial Killers & Almost Being Kidnapped with Maureen D…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive serial killers and our guest Maureen Driscoll joins us to share her experience nearly being kidnapped while staying abroad! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-m…

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March 21, 2023

How To Survive Fascism & Walt Disney World with Todd Levin

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of fascism and the hilarious Todd Levin joins us to share his experience traveling to Walt Disney World with his family. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-n…

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March 14, 2023

How To Survive Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job with Mik…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation and our good friend comedian Mike Schmidt joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy…

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March 7, 2023

How To Survive Wrestling an Alligator & Wrestling with Paul Gilmartin

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being attacked by an alligator and the hilarious Paul Gilmartin joins us to talk about the time he wrestled with a legendary wrestler. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do…

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Feb. 28, 2023

How To Survive A Blizzard with Eliza Skinner

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dangerous blizzard and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no…

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Feb. 21, 2023

How To Survive a Drug Overdose & Drugs at the Border with Rebecca Metz

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in her car! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at …

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Feb. 14, 2023

How To Survive a Street Fight with Jesse Thorn

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a street fight and our friend Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about growing up in San Francisco and how he survived a street fight of his own. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva…

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Feb. 7, 2023

How To Survive Deadly Mosquito Bites & Biting It On Stage with Patton…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the most dangerous creature in the world: the Mosquito and Patton Oswalt joins us to talk about a time he bit it in front of an audience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy…

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Jan. 31, 2023

How To Survive Sex & Orgasms with Lizzy Cooperman

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-…

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Jan. 24, 2023

How To Survive Delivering a Baby & Driving With a Baby with Matt Brau…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giving birth and our guest Matt Braunger tells us about driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sel…

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Jan. 17, 2023

How To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Ma…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive one of the world's most dangerous animals and Valley Heat's own Emily Maya Mills joins us with a story about surviving one of the world's most dangerous machines! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at h…

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Jan. 10, 2023

How To Survive Being Out Of A Job & Out Of Control with Andy Richter

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a worker strike and the wonderful Andy Richter joins us to talk about a time he and his buddy got a little out of control at a party. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-…

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Jan. 3, 2023

New Year Break Bonus - True Crimes & Cocktails with Lauren Ash and Ch…

Here's a new year treat while Danielle, Kristine and Garon are enjoying the holidays: one of our favorite guests Lauren Ash's own podcast True Crimes & Cocktails featuring her cohost Christy Oxborrow discussing the Glee Curse...

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Dec. 27, 2022

How To Survive No Guest with Danielle, Kristine & Garden Squirrel

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an unexpected guest cancelation by sharing gifts and talking about whatever comes up. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Dec. 20, 2022

How To Survive Grief with Danielle and Kristine

This week Danielle and Kristine talk about surviving their recent experiences with grief and we also take some time to deal with the finale of White Lotus. Spoilers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Dec. 13, 2022

How To Survive Parasites & Failure in Hollywood with Laura Mannino

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive parasites and the wonderful Laura Mannino joins us to share her experiences with failure in Hollywood. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Dec. 6, 2022

How To Survive Carjacking & Pizza Jacking with Martha Kelly

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a carjacking and Euphoria's own Martha Kelly joins us to share her experience being robbed while delivering a pizza. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Nov. 29, 2022

How To Survive Isolation & Horrible Neighbors with Sharon Houston

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being alone and the delightful Sharon Houston talks about her nightmare neighbors. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Nov. 22, 2022

How To Survive Thanksgiving with Danielle Fishel

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to Thanksgiving with family and it's a Dish reunion as the wonderful Danielle Fishel joins us to talk about surviving Thanksgiving with young kids! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#d…

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Nov. 15, 2022

How To Survive North Korea and The Wrong Village in Northern Germany …

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive North Korea and our friend J. Keith van Straaten joins us to talk about the time he found himself in the wrong village in Northern Germany, See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privac…

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