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July 28, 2026

How To Survive A Kidnapping

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being kidnapped and spend time talking summer plans and recent shows and movies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 21, 2026

How To Survive A Horrible Boss (w/ Lee Farber)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a horrible boss and Lee Farber joins us to share his hectic day with a horrible Hollywood boss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 14, 2026

How To Survive A Coma & Too Much Ambien (W/ Roy Cruz)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling into a coma and Roy Cruz joins us to talk about the time he accidentally, and unknowingly, took a few Ambien. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 7, 2026

How To Survive How To Survive Hiccups and Other Involuntary Body Functions (W/ Jennifer MacClean)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those annoying hiccups and Jennifer MacClean joins us to share her experiences with some...other bodily functions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 30, 2026

How To Survive A Double Shift & A Double Mastectomy (W/ Chelsey Crisp)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive working back to back shifts and Chesley Crisp joins us to share her experience with Cancer, a double mastectomy, and a bum ankle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 23, 2026

How To Survive A Boogie Man & A Dance Club (w/ Oliver Pardo)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the boogie man, aka creepy guys at clubs, and Oliver Pardo is back to share his first time clubbing in Los Angeles! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support…

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June 16, 2026

How To Survive A Business Partnership & A Comedy Partnership (w/ Julia Lea Wolov)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive forming a business partnership and Julia Lea Wolov joins us to share how she and her writing partner began their comedy partnership! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 9, 2026

How To Survive Carpenter Bees & A Car Accident (w/ May Darmon)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive wood-chomping carpenter bees, and May Darmon joins us to share her story of a West Hollywood car crash! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive)…

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June 3, 2026

How To Survive Elder Scams

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive scammers targeting the elderly. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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May 26, 2026

How To Survive An Affair & A Bear (w/ Brendan Smith)

This week, Danielle and Kristine, learn how to survive a cheating spouse and Brendan Smith returns to share his recent experience with a wild bear! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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May 19, 2026

How To Survive RV Living

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the road life of traveling in an RV! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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May 12, 2026

How To Survive Hantavirus

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive rat born hantavirus as well as catching up and talking about their weeks. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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May 5, 2026

How To Survive Hot Flashes & Crowd Warm-Up (w/ Allan Murray)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the cursed hot flashes, and comedian Allan Murray shares his experiences as a warm-up comic for television. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive) for…

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April 28, 2026

How To Survive An Alpine Divorce & Doin' The Deed (w/ Anne Gregory)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alpine divorce, and Anne Gregory returns to share a very "The Pitt"-esque way to lose one's virginity. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive)…

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April 21, 2026

How to Survive Fear of the Unknown & a Mystery Illness (w/ Jane Borden)

This week: what it feels like to live with a mystery illness that doctors can't figure out—and how to survive the fear that comes with not knowing. Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the fear of the unknown, and author Jane Borden (Cults Like Us: Why Doomsday Thinking Drives…

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April 14, 2026

How To Survive Frozen Water & Frozen Shoulder (w/ Will Hines)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ice cold water and Will Hines joins us to share his experience with frozen shoulders! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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April 7, 2026

How To Survive Dry Eyes, Long Flights, & Losing Your Glasses!

This week, Danielle, Kristine, and Garon return after a week off to dish on international fllights and lost luggage, they wonder why Jen Aniston keeps her dry eyes a secret, Garon loses his glasses to the powerful waves of the Pacific, and they catch up on some of their favorite…

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March 31, 2026

How To Survive A Bonus Episode Sneak Peek!

This week Kristine is away to Germany but that means you are getting a special sneak peek at the type of Bonus Episode you get when you join our Patreon! This is a shorter version to get a glimpse of the fun we have every month. Join now! See Privacy…

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March 24, 2026

How To Survive The Boston Molasses Disaster & Comedy Scene (w/Brian Kiley)

This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, Danielle dives into one of the stickiest disasters in history: the Boston Molasses Flood — yep, slow as molasses IS an oxymoron. We break down how to survive a slow-moving but deadly disaster, and then comedian and writer Brian Kiley…

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March 17, 2026

How To Survive Terrible Neighbors (W/ Scott Langteau)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive having a terrible neighbor, and Scott Langteau shares his tale of navigating the nightmare next-door neighbor. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive) for extended…

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March 10, 2026

How To Survive Birth Control & A Vasectomy (w/ Jeff Lewis)

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive various kinds of birth control and Jeff Lewis joins us to share the experiences he had with getting a vasectomy. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on…

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March 3, 2026

How To Survive A Heated Rivalry

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heated rivalries not limited to work place, siblings, and hockey players on opposing teams. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feb. 24, 2026

How To Survive Smoke Inhalation & Getting Fired (w/ Todd Levin)

This week, Danielle and Kristine delve into the flames, with tips to keep you safe from smoke inhalation. Then, one of our favorite guests, writer and comedian Todd Levin, returns with a tale many of us can relate to: getting fired. Only in his situation, the workplace...was incredibly well known.…

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Feb. 18, 2026

How To Survive A Trailer

What's this show all about anyway? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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