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Recent Episodes

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Aug. 4, 2026

How To Survive A Post Vacation Bonus Episode Preview!

This week Danielle and Kristine and Garon are wrapping up time away so here is a chunk of our latest bonus episode that you get to enjoy with our Patreon! Join up to hear the entire bonus, extended versions of every episode, and a quarterly trivia gameshow! Patreon.com/PodcastHowToSurvive See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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July 28, 2026

How To Survive A Kidnapping

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being kidnapped and spend time talking summer plans and recent shows and movies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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July 21, 2026

How To Survive A Horrible Boss (w/ Lee Farber)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a horrible boss and Lee Farber joins us to share his hectic day with a horrible Hollywood boss. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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July 14, 2026

How To Survive A Coma & Too Much Ambien (W/ Roy Cruz)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling into a coma and Roy Cruz joins us to talk about the time he accidentally, and unknowingly, took a few Ambien. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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July 7, 2026

How To Survive How To Survive Hiccups and Other Involuntary Body Functions (W/ Jennifer MacClean)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive those annoying hiccups and Jennifer MacClean joins us to share her experiences with some...other bodily functions. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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June 30, 2026

How To Survive A Double Shift & A Double Mastectomy (W/ Chelsey Crisp)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive working back to back shifts and Chesley Crisp joins us to share her experience with Cancer, a double mastectomy, and a bum ankle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Reviews

This Podcast Might Save Your Life

"Very funny, charming, and just the right amount of stupid. This podcast might also save your life."

david.d.schmitt | Jan. 31, 2022

Power Couple!

"Danielle and Kristine have such great chemistry and make me laugh. I was happy to add them to my weekly comedy listening to make time at my dull desk better. Can they do how to survive your lame of…"

Erin | May 3, 2022

Must update my review!

"It was 5 starts from the jump because I love the format of the show, but if you like the show, the Patreon is worth your money in gold. You get extended interviews with the guests, extended episodes,…"

Ladymegatron | Oct. 21, 2024
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