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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Recent Episodes

Gas Explosion & Body Explosion with Babs Gray

June 28, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a gas explosion and the wonderful Babs Gray joins us to tell us about her battle with food poisoning! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva…

Hotel Fire & Hotel Job with Mitch Silpa

June 21, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hotel fire and the hilarious Mitch Silpa joins us to talk about the time he worked at a "Beverly Hills" hotel! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Calif…

Poison & Poisoning Yourself With Alcohol with Jimmy Pardo

June 14, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ingesting poison and the legendary Jimmy Pardo joins us to discuss times he drank way too much alcohol. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr…

Escalators & Escalators?!

June 7, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive escalators and our very special guest Mindy Stirling shares her story about, you guessed it, an escalator! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California …

Lost In The Jungle & Lost In The City

May 31, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the jungle and our guest Grace Edwards tells how she found her way through New York City during a black out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…

Lighting & A Shock From The Past

May 24, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a lightning strike and the wonderful Alison Rosen joins us to read a shocking letter from her past. Shockingly embarrassing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priv…

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building, and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge co-host of Busy Phillips is Doing Her…