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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Recent Episodes

Shark Attack & Audience Attack

May 17, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic...it's not what you might think. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p…

Cults & Family Secrets

May 10, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to talk about digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents! See Privacy Policy at https:/…

Collapsing Building & Collapsing Veins

May 3, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins! See Privacy Policy at ht…

Falling Out Of The Sky & Flying Without ID

April 26, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling from a great height and Superstore's own Chris Grace joins us to talk about how he managed to fly without his ID. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…

Law Doesn't Believe You & Parents Don't Believe You

April 19, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the many times his parents refused to believe him. See Privacy Policy at htt…

Fire Ants & Getting Fired

April 12, 2022

Danielle and Kristine learn about how to survive fire ants and special guest Paul F. Tompkins tells us his hilarious story about getting fired from one of his first jobs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and …

Recent Blog Posts

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