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How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Join hosts Danielle Koenig & Kristine Kimmel for a comedy podcast about surviving the things that could kill you and the stuff that just makes you wish you were dead.

How To Survive with Danielle & Kristine

Recent Episodes

Attacking Bees & A Honeymoon with CeCe Pleasants

Aug. 2, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive attacking Africanized Honey Bees aka Killer Bees and our friend CeCe Pleasants joins us to talk about surviving her Hawaiian honeymoon! See Privacy Policy at https://art1…

Weird Fears of Ours and Listeners

July 26, 2022

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon (Garden Squirrel) discuss their weird fears plus we learn about some listener fears of their own! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http…

How to Survive a Dog Attack & Ruff Night On The Road with Blaine Capatch

July 19, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dog attack and the hilarious Blaine Capatch joins us to talk about a "ruff" night traveling to a gig. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr…

How to Survive Being Lost In The Desert & Trapped On A Desert Date with Kacey Spivey

July 12, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the desert and our guest Kacey Spivey shares her story about being trapped in the desert on a date. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cali…

How to Survive Being Trapped In An Elevator & Trapped In Hawaii with Priyanka Wali, MD

July 5, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped in an elevator and Dr. Priyanka Wali joins us to share her harrowing story on a trip to Hawaii! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor…

Gas Explosion & Body Explosion with Babs Gray

June 28, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a gas explosion and the wonderful Babs Gray joins us to tell us about her battle with food poisoning! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva…

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This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building, and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge co-host of Busy Phillips is Doing Her…