Episodes

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the sting of a scorpion and Kim Griffin joins us to share a time she got a terrible injury in the middle of a show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the gang are off for Thanksgiving but here is an extended version of a classic HTS! Danielle and Kristine learn that bears prefer a proper introduction and talk about dealing with overbearing people. Get extended editions of all of our episodes with your Patreon membership! See Privacy P…

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive "Phroggers" secretly living in your house, and Stephanie Courtney shares a story of a disastrous moment on stage. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive River Otters and Jordan Morris joins us to talk about the twists and turns of a tubing trip! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the loss of a spouse and Jon Hamm joins us to talk about losing his parents at a young age. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine get into the halloween spirit by learning how to survive the Salem Witch Trials and Kevin Seccia joins us to talk about how he survived growing up in New Jersey! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive returning from war and the hilarious Nyima Funk joins us to share her experience trying to make a return at a dispensary. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn about Kris' bout with Covid and a Colonoscopy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're taking some sick time! Enjoy this EXTENDED edition of a classic HTS episode! Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. See Privacy Policy at https://…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the Black Plague! Yes it's still out there! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a being addicted to gambling and Elizabeth Beckwith joins us to share her experience being an extra in the Martin Scorsese classic, Casino. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane hijacking and Daisy Gardner joins us to talk about sharing a birthday with a national tragedy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The week Danielle and Kristine celebrate surviving 100 episodes with a special live show at Flappers with special guest Andy Daly! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to defeat a drug charge and in lieu of a guest, we read some listener letters! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive powerful hurricanes and the terrific Chris Regan joins us to talk about the time he had to survive the toxic Green Death! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerous road rage and Renee Gauthier joins us to tell a wild story that includes a freeway fight. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive deadly poisonous plants and, from the Valley Heat podcast, Christian Duguay is here to share his experiences with toxic relationships. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dreaded low credit score and the always hilarious Kate Flannery joins us to share the horror of sharing her credit with a boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly heatwave and our friend Tig Notaro joins us to talk about her experiences with school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hazing and our guest Heather Brooker is here to talk about the time she joined a party sorority! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle & Kristine & Garon are back together after some vacation time away in this special episode where they discuss the good, bad, and sad of their time apart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

This week enjoy a special extended episode of a classic How To Survive! This is what you get when you join our Patreon! Extended episodes, bonus episodes, merch discounts, and more! This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins …

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a malfunctioning parachute and Rainn Wilson joins us to talk about living in New York City in the wonder years of the late 80s! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sel…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive a deadly chimpanzee attack and Brian Strickland joins us to tell his story about survive a Family Feud audition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.