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Great listen!

Simply a funny and informative podcast.


I’m a survivor, word to Destiny’s Child.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified… then, I started listening to this podcast! Now I know how to survive any situation life decides to put me in. All I need is my LifeHammer and the knowledge instilled in me from this podcast and I’ll be good! Lots of laughs, lots of info, and a bonus of Garon every once in a while. Nothing more is needed.


I’m hooked!

This podcast is funny & interesting and I love Danielle’s silly laugh! I’d say it is pretty perfect!


Most def you’ll survive

Such fun and interesting word play on topics, guests are always great! Need more Garon, maybe… not sure!


Remain Calm!

Growing up in the Adirondack mountains, I’ve learned to survive in many various circumstances. However, now I live in New Jersey, in the suburbs, and my wife and kids do not. So after listening to this, I played it for my wife and she loved it! It’s fairly clean, so I feel my kids can listen (they watch PG-13 movies, they’ve heard the language before). I strongly recommend this podcast. Good info and funny… what could be better?


Great Fun!

Love the show. Kristine and Danielle are very funny and the show is entertaining. It feels like if My Favorite Murder covered day to day safety instead of just murders. It’s great and I look forward to it every week!


Save your life and laugh at the same time

Love the friendship between these two ladies and the way they play off each other, they are relatable as they describe themselves in emergency situations and make giving you life saving tips hilarious!


Good fun

My only complaint is that I discovered this podcast too early! I wish I could binge listen to this every day, I love it so much. I feel both more and less prepared for life’s catastrophes than ever before. Shout out to Lady to Lady for introducing me!


This Podcast Might Save Your Life

Very funny, charming, and just the right amount of stupid. This podcast might also save your life.


So fun!!!!

I’ve been a Never Not Funny fan for years & my all-time favorite guest has always been Danielle Koenig! When I heard Danielle was starting her own PC, I was thrilled. And now Danielle brings Kristine into my life? The Pardo-Koenig household may be my official household in America now!!!! Thank you Danielle & Kris!!! I love this podcast very much!!! (PS—> Garon/Garden Squirrel/Gavin/Gannon has been my heart for years too).


Hilarious

My new favorite podcast!


Instant

Normally it takes me a few episodes to warm up to a show but I instantly felt like I’ve been listening to these two for years.


My guilty pleasure

I feel like I’m sitting around chatting with the girls when I listen to this podcast. Danielle and Kristine are truly funny, and actually helpful in some cases. I look forward to listening to them each week.


It’s great.

I like this show enough to figure out how to post this rating and review. I think that says something.


Loaded with the funny

Found out about this podcast on Never Not Funny just a few weeks ago, super bummed I'm all caught up already. I like these women so much, so many belly laughs per episode, lovely guests, just clicks my happiness level up every time. Also you learn stuff.


Great Company

Listening to Kristine and Danielle’s podcast is like hanging out with two funny friends that have interesting topics to discuss. All of their guests have been great too. I also appreciate learning about threats I didn’t realize I should fear. I have now purchased a Lifehammer. Survival gear should def be sponsoring these guys!


An absolute delight

Great show, the hosts are hilarious.


The podcast made for me!

I am an incredibly anxious person and I love this podcast because I feel like I really do learn something without making my fears worse. Danielle and Kristine crack me up too!!


Excellent

Have loved Danielle as a podcast guest for years. So glad she has her own now. And i could listen to Kristine read a phonebook. Both are hilarious. 😀


Sweet and funny girls!

I enjoy How To Survive each week… it’s light, easy, smart and funny. Keep it up Danielle and Kristine! Don’t forget to Laugh, Love and LINE your panties!


Fun and informative!

Love this podcast! So funny and educational!


Love This Show

Wow, this podcast hit the ground running. Every episode is hysterical and (bonus) informative. Danielle and Kristine are terrific together. Moving it to the top of my que. (Queu? Cue? Queueueiue?). Anyway, highly recommend!!!


This podcast brings me joy

Danielle and Christine have funny in their bones and everything about this podcasts showcases that. From great banter to hilarious improv and great guests, this has it all. It’s well produced and has a decent length. I got onto this podcast by listening to other Misfit Toys Comedy Collective podcasts.


Perfect blend of practical and comedy

This is a delightful show with practical info on surviving a particular crisis and a blend of comedy and real life stories that are amazing. If you need a break from true crime and/or guys chatting with each other about ‘80s music (which is an evergreen classic, but most people can’t do it 24/7), Danielle and Kristine are relatable and freaking funny. It feels like having a drink with informative but witty friends who don’t make you feel stupid.


Love it !

I’m only two episodes in and already loving this podcast. Danielle is smart and funny. Christine is so relatable as I’m scared of almost everything too. We should be friends. Minor complaint. The siren in the intro song freaks me all the way out every time as I usually am listening while driving!


This show is great

I love the premise of this show, I am a big fan of Jimmy Pardo, and learned of this show from his podcast. I am on board with your awesomeness and waiting for each episode to be available. Thanks for making this podcast.


Great show!

Hosts have great chemistry and funny stories! That’s what I needed!


Funny, Smart and Useful!

Danielle and Kristine are great hosts. I laugh and learn something on every episode.


Hilarious

-ly great!


Love it

I love this show. So funny. The hosts are fantastic


My new favorite podcast!

As a longtime fan of Never Not Funny, I had to try out How To Survive to get the full Pardo household experience-and am so happy to have this in my regular lineup! The theme song is great too!


Bear episode

Loved the bear episode. The rhyme brown lay down was a hit with my kids. It was a great discussion topic around the house today.


Funny and engaging

Kristine and Danielle are great new companions for my commute. Smart, fast, funny, and you'll learn why you need a wool blanket in a wild fire.


Guys I love this!!!

This podcast is fantastic. Just saying, I hit a black bear with my car a few years back and I’m in love with episode 2!! P.s. The bear ran into my car and rolled and ran off. Pretty sure he was fine!!


Funny, friendly, relatable

The Day After discussion brought back lots of memories, which is a clue to my age and deepest childhood anxieties. Looking forward to spending more time with these two funny women.


So funny

Now I know that there’s a big difference between a black and brown bears. I also taste like milk.


Excited to learn and laugh

Update after 2 episodes hahaha Even more fun than anticipated! Enjoyable and true to the teaser - very informative. Brown bear lay down, Black bear attack! And don’t be self centered and over-Bearing as a friend. I am safe physically and emotionally now! (And living in Colorado - could actually be handy survival skill!) Love the banter, love the side track tangent conversations, I feel as though I have known these great and funny folks after only listening a few times! Previous on Apple reviews… Thank you for this teaser, you folks sound genuinely funny and informative — the best of both. I can’t wait to listen. Thanks for putting this podcast together.


Funny & Informative

This podcast is the perfect palette cleanser. Both Danielle and Kristine are hilarious. But also some of the scenarios and tips to survive are actually things I’ve never thought of! Really enjoy their back and forth and the guests have been great too! Definitely adding this one to my weekly listening rotation!


New fan

No surprise as I was already aware of how funny Danielle Koenig was, but I am so LOVING this podcast with the equally quick and hilarious Kristine Kimmel. Comedy and all of one’s deepest fears together at last in one podcast! The theme song is great, too!


So fun

Danielle has always been one of the funniest, most charming guests on other podcasts (NNF). Love that she’s in my feed every week now. These two have fantastic chemistry and already sound like they’ve been doing this for a decade.


We all need this show!

This was hilarious and exactly what I needed to soothe my anxious soul. So funny!


Great car entertainment

Funny!! Can’t wait for the next episode - now I know if I’m near a fire I just need to run through meadow, naked, carrying a Ewe on my shoulders!! Thank you, I feel safer already!


Love it!

The first episode is great. Can’t wait for the next one. Love this podcast already!


Namesake hatred of Sandra Oh

No longer considered Mrs Pardo. Danielle can purposefully tank this show and I’ll still download and listen. I thought I was the only one who is repulsed by Sandra Oh. Now my theory of namesake destiny has to a of fuel. Fuel that we can use to burn Sandra Oh.


Can’t wait

Very excited for the 1st ep, Danielle and Kim will surely hit this out of the park


Yeah!!!

Can’t wait for Oct 5th to come around - and that song is dope - whoever came up with THAT? It‘s gonna be fun!


Yes!!!!

FINALLY Danielle Koenig in her own podcast! I don’t know Kristine Kimmel, but I’m already on board! Garon Cockrell, producer?! Very cool!!!


Excited

Danielle is one of the funniest guests on NNF so I’m excited to hear her weekly. From what I’ve heard so far there’s going to be a lot of bathroom humor.


Came from the livestream

Heard the news from GC himself and raced over to subscribe!!


Cannot wait!

I’ll listen to anything involving Kris! She’s an incredibly funny person!