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Oct. 10, 2023

Mike Schmidt - HTS Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job EXTE…

We're taking some sick time! Enjoy this EXTENDED edition of a classic HTS episode! Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. See Privacy Policy at https://…

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Oct. 3, 2023

How To Survive The Black Plague & No Guest!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the Black Plague! Yes it's still out there! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sept. 26, 2023

Elizabeth Beckwith - HTS a Gambling Addiction & Being an Extra in Cas…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a being addicted to gambling and Elizabeth Beckwith joins us to share her experience being an extra in the Martin Scorsese classic, Casino. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva…

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Sept. 19, 2023

Daisy Gardner - HTS A Hijacking & A 9/11 Birthday

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane hijacking and Daisy Gardner joins us to talk about sharing a birthday with a national tragedy. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sept. 12, 2023

Andy Daly - HTS 100th Episode Live at Flappers!

The week Danielle and Kristine celebrate surviving 100 episodes with a special live show at Flappers with special guest Andy Daly! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sept. 5, 2023

How To Survive a Drug Charge & Your Letters!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to defeat a drug charge and in lieu of a guest, we read some listener letters! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Aug. 29, 2023

Chris Regan - HTS A Hurricane & Other Toxic Liquids

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive powerful hurricanes and the terrific Chris Regan joins us to talk about the time he had to survive the toxic Green Death! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-…

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Aug. 22, 2023

Renee Gauthier - HTS Road Rage & A Freeway Fight

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerous road rage and Renee Gauthier joins us to tell a wild story that includes a freeway fight. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Aug. 15, 2023

Christian Duguay - HTS Poisonous Plants & Toxic Relationships

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive deadly poisonous plants and, from the Valley Heat podcast, Christian Duguay is here to share his experiences with toxic relationships. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do…

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Aug. 8, 2023

Kate Flannery - HTS A Low Credit Score & Sharing Your Credit

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dreaded low credit score and the always hilarious Kate Flannery joins us to share the horror of sharing her credit with a boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do…

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Aug. 1, 2023

How To Survive Being Too Hot For Earth & Too Cool For School with Tig…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly heatwave and our friend Tig Notaro joins us to talk about her experiences with school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 25, 2023

How To Survive Hazing & Joining A Sorority with Heather Brooker

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hazing and our guest Heather Brooker is here to talk about the time she joined a party sorority! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 18, 2023

How To Survive Without Each Other

This week Danielle & Kristine & Garon are back together after some vacation time away in this special episode where they discuss the good, bad, and sad of their time apart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and...

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July 11, 2023

How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with…

This week enjoy a special extended episode of a classic How To Survive! This is what you get when you join our Patreon! Extended episodes, bonus episodes, merch discounts, and more! This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins …

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July 4, 2023

How To Survive a Parachute Free Fall & the Free For All of New York i…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a malfunctioning parachute and Rainn Wilson joins us to talk about living in New York City in the wonder years of the late 80s! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sel…

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June 27, 2023

How To Survive a Chimpanzees Attack and Family Feud with Brian Strick…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive a deadly chimpanzee attack and Brian Strickland joins us to tell his story about survive a Family Feud audition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 20, 2023

How To Survive Puffer Fish with us!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the deadly puffer fish and learn about the world of merfolk! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 13, 2023

How To Survive Kidney Stones & Being Kidnapped with Ted Hardwick

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive kidney stones and we're joined by Ted Hardwick to hear about his experience being kidnapped in college! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 6, 2023

How To Survive Drowning & Being Swamped By Your Summer Job with Guy B…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive drowning and Guy Branum joins us to talk about his time consuming summer job in construction. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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May 30, 2023

How To Survive A Sea Urchin's Needle & A Trip To The Space Needle wit…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangerous sting of a Sea Urchin and the wonderful Alice Hamilton joins us to share a wild story about a journey to get to the Space Needle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/p…

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May 23, 2023

How To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron …

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giant robber crabs and Aaron Lee joins us to talk about growing up in poverty. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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May 16, 2023

How To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin Maynard

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive life with parents suffering from Narcissism and Kevin Maynard joins us to talk about growing up with parents who suffer from mental illnesses of their own. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:/…

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May 9, 2023

How To Survive Hoarding Disorder & Trash TV with Jamie Denbo

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hoarding disorder and our friend Jamie Denbo is here to talk about a job she had on a trashy reality show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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May 2, 2023

How To Survive Ebola & Herpes with John Ross Bowie

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an outbreak of Ebola and our friend John Ross Bowie joins us to talk about the time he had to deal with a shocking herpes diagnosis! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no…

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