Episodes

This week Kristine is away to Germany but that means you are getting a special sneak peek at the type of Bonus Episode you get when you join our Patreon! This is a shorter version to get a glimpse of the fun we have every mon...

This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine , Danielle dives into one of the stickiest disasters in history: the Boston Molasses Flood — yep, slow as molasses IS an oxymoron. We break down how to survive a slow-movin...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive having a terrible neighbor, and Scott Langteau shares his tale of navigating the nightmare next-door neighbor. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New ...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive various kinds of birth control and Jeff Lewis joins us to share the experiences he had with getting a vasectomy. 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive heated rivalries not limited to work place, siblings, and hockey players on opposing teams. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a...

This week, Danielle and Kristine delve into the flames, with tips to keep you safe from smoke inhalation. Then, one of our favorite guests, writer and comedian Todd Levin, returns with a tale many of us can relate to: getting...

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This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine , we learn how to survive the fer-de-lance viper — one of the deadliest snakes in the world — and just as threatening? Meeting famous people! Comedy legend Greg Proops joi...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the loss of a body part and Macey Isaacs joins us to share the time she lost her front teeth! 👉 Hit Follow — it helps the show and keeps you alive! 🎧 New episodes every we...

This week, on How to Survive, a little treat for you! A sneak peek at the kind of bonus episode you get when you join our Patreon! From ER visits to Oscars talk, we dig deep (emotionally, not physically, we have very weak ar...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being teargassed during a protest and John Quaintance joins us to share the story of the birth of his son which absolutely did not go according to their meticulous plan. Se...

Content Note: This episode of How to Survive discusses inpatient rehab and a troubled teen residential program. Listener discretion advised for discussions of restrictive treatment environments and institutional harm involvin...

Danielle, Kristine, and Garon talk about the Stranger Things finale. Plus, they are still talking about The Materialists. Who's ready for a live show in Sedona? Kristine tries to ruin football for Danielle and FAILS. AND the...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the potentially dangerous world of ridesharing and Oliver Pardo returns to regale us with a few wild rideshare stories of his own. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p...

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive losing your ability to speak — laryngitis, vocal strain, and the singer's worst nightmare… growths. Then, Gary Mann joins to share his experience navigat...

This week Matt Belknap sits in with Danielle and Kristine to learn how to survive not being prepared for life and Jordan Morris joins us to share his experience of not being ready for his time at Burning Man. See Privacy Poli...

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive white water rafting — bone chilling rapids, unexpected boulders, and most importantly the difference between a wetsuit and a drysuit. Then, Drea Clark jo...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive exposure to sulfuric acid — trust us, you don't want to mess around with this chemical. Then Jeremy Bent joins to share the unfortunate way he discovered he’s allergic to ...

This week, Danielle and Kristine jump on Zoom to riff on the “joys” of Thanksgiving, holiday stress, family chaos, and unmet family expectations. With a little help from mental health master Brené Brown (in spirit!), they bre...

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bad psychedelic trip — visions, paranoia, melting faces, and all. Then, Ilana Cohn-Sullivan joins to share her unforgettable ayahuasca experience, complete with continuo...

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon gather via zoom to catch up on the past couple of weeks in our lives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-s...

This week on How to Survive , Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive traveling to space — zero gravity, cosmic rays, and all! Writer/Professional Dancer Dennis Hensley joins the fun to share his hilarious story about audi...

This week, How to Survive tackles identity theft and didgeridoo drama! Comedian Murray Valeriano returns with a hilarious tale of trying to reclaim his cousin’s missing didgeridoos from a Hollywood Hills art dealer. 🎧 New epi...

This week, on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive urban legends — from Cropsey to Candyman — and comedian Kevin Avery joins to share his own real-life medical scare involving a benign tumor . It’s a mi...