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Episodes

Shark Attack & Audience Attack

May 17, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic...it's not what you might think. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p…

Cults & Family Secrets

May 10, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to talk about digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents! See Privacy Policy at https:/…

Collapsing Building & Collapsing Veins

May 3, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins! See Privacy Policy at ht…

Falling Out Of The Sky & Flying Without ID

April 26, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling from a great height and Superstore's own Chris Grace joins us to talk about how he managed to fly without his ID. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…

Law Doesn't Believe You & Parents Don't Believe You

April 19, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the many times his parents refused to believe him. See Privacy Policy at htt…

Fire Ants & Getting Fired

April 12, 2022

Danielle and Kristine learn about how to survive fire ants and special guest Paul F. Tompkins tells us his hilarious story about getting fired from one of his first jobs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and …

Car Accident & Bike Crash

April 5, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a car accident and Scott Aukerman joins us to talk about crashing his bike when he was a kid! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notic…

Attacking Birds & Attacking Children

March 29, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hawk attack and Tess Barker joins us to share her experiences as a substitute teacher! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at …

Runaway Train & Cat Running Away

March 22, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a runaway train and writer Susan Burke joins to talk about her cat running away during a road trip. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac…

Your Breaks Going Out & Breaks Going Out

March 15, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive car breaks going out and Brandie Posey joins to talk about a time that her car breaks went out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not…

Getting Lost in The Woods & Camping With Kids

March 8, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting lost in the woods and "Why Mommy Drinks" host Betsy Stover joins us to talk about going on a camping trip with her kids! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p…

Big Cat Attack & Adopting Kittens

March 1, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an attack from a mountain lion and special guest Mike Henry joins us to talk about the time he adopted two kittens! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca…

Bleeding To Death & A Bloody Embarrassment

Feb. 22, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not…

Heartattack & Heartbreak

Feb. 15, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at …

Mudslides & Shitting Your Pants

Feb. 8, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides and Lauren Ash joins us to discuss surviving shitting her pants. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.…

Being Us

Feb. 1, 2022

Danielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:…

Breakdown of Society & Broken Bones

Jan. 25, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#…

Eye of a Tornado & Blind Date Gone Bad

Jan. 18, 2022

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.…

Hypothermia & Freezing Your Balls Off

Jan. 11, 2022

This week Kristine and Danielle learn how to survive hypothermia and Regan Burns shares a story about nearly freezing during an adventure race! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice a…

Plane Crash & Life Crashing Around You

Jan. 4, 2022

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a plane crash and comedian Laurie Kilmartin is here to talk about surviving life crashing around her. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice…

Avalanche & Being Broke

Dec. 28, 2021

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an avalanche and Oscar Nunez joins to talk about being broke in a new city. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva…

Venomous Spiders & Food Poisoning

Dec. 21, 2021

Learn How To Survive venomous spiders plus comedian and traveling podcaster Mike Siegel shares his experiences with food poisoning. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://a…

Blackouts & Living In Someone's Shadow

Dec. 14, 2021

Danielle and Kristine learn How To Survive a blackout plus Jane Edith Wilson is here to discuss living in the shadow of her genius sister. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht…

Flesh Eating Bacteria & Freshman Year

Dec. 7, 2021

Learn How To Survive deadly flesh-eating bacteria and Danielle shares a story from Freshman Year of college. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-…