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How To Survive Being Lost At Sea & Riding The Waves with Sara Schaefer

Sept. 27, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost at sea and the hilarious Sara Schaefer joins us to talk about her white water rafting adventure. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi…

How To Survive Catfishing & Fishing For The Perfect Job with Wendy Miller

Sept. 20, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being Catfished and the wonderful Wendy Miller joins us to talk about getting what she thought was her dream job on The Oprah Winfrey Show! See Privacy Policy at https:/…

How To Survive An Exploding Volcano & An Exploding Body Part with Laura House

Sept. 13, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a volcano eruption and our friend Laura House joins us to discuss the time her appendix burst! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti…

How To Survive A Hostage Situation & Being Stuck In A Terrible Commercial with Oscar Montoya

Sept. 6, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostage situation and the wonderful Oscar Montoya is here to tell us about a truly terrible commercial set! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ…

How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin

Aug. 30, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins us to talk about the time he and his siblings were trapped on the road with no shelter. See Privacy Polic…

How To Survive Becoming A Millionaire & Wanting To Be A Millionaire with Rachel Quaintance

Aug. 23, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive becoming a lotto millionaire and our friend Rachel Quaintance joins us to talk about her time on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p…

How To Survive an Earthquake & an Aftershock with Cathy Ladman

Aug. 16, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an earthquake and the wonderful Cathy Ladman joins us to talk about surviving a different kind of aftershock. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor…

Attacking Bees & A Honeymoon with CeCe Pleasants

Aug. 2, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive attacking Africanized Honey Bees aka Killer Bees and our friend CeCe Pleasants joins us to talk about surviving her Hawaiian honeymoon! See Privacy Policy at https://art1…

Weird Fears of Ours and Listeners

July 26, 2022

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon (Garden Squirrel) discuss their weird fears plus we learn about some listener fears of their own! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at http…

How to Survive a Dog Attack & Ruff Night On The Road with Blaine Capatch

July 19, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dog attack and the hilarious Blaine Capatch joins us to talk about a "ruff" night traveling to a gig. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr…

How to Survive Being Lost In The Desert & Trapped On A Desert Date with Kacey Spivey

July 12, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the desert and our guest Kacey Spivey shares her story about being trapped in the desert on a date. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cali…

How to Survive Being Trapped In An Elevator & Trapped In Hawaii with Priyanka Wali, MD

July 5, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped in an elevator and Dr. Priyanka Wali joins us to share her harrowing story on a trip to Hawaii! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor…

Gas Explosion & Body Explosion with Babs Gray

June 28, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a gas explosion and the wonderful Babs Gray joins us to tell us about her battle with food poisoning! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva…

Hotel Fire & Hotel Job with Mitch Silpa

June 21, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hotel fire and the hilarious Mitch Silpa joins us to talk about the time he worked at a "Beverly Hills" hotel! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Calif…

Poison & Poisoning Yourself With Alcohol with Jimmy Pardo

June 14, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ingesting poison and the legendary Jimmy Pardo joins us to discuss times he drank way too much alcohol. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr…

Escalators & Escalators?!

June 7, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive escalators and our very special guest Mindy Stirling shares her story about, you guessed it, an escalator! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California …

Lost In The Jungle & Lost In The City

May 31, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the jungle and our guest Grace Edwards tells how she found her way through New York City during a black out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…

Lighting & A Shock From The Past

May 24, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a lightning strike and the wonderful Alison Rosen joins us to read a shocking letter from her past. Shockingly embarrassing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priv…

Shark Attack & Audience Attack

May 17, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic...it's not what you might think. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p…

Cults & Family Secrets

May 10, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's own Julie Dixon Jackson is here to talk about digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents! See Privacy Policy at https:/…

Collapsing Building & Collapsing Veins

May 3, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins! See Privacy Policy at ht…

Falling Out Of The Sky & Flying Without ID

April 26, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive falling from a great height and Superstore's own Chris Grace joins us to talk about how he managed to fly without his ID. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…

Law Doesn't Believe You & Parents Don't Believe You

April 19, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the many times his parents refused to believe him. See Privacy Policy at htt…

Fire Ants & Getting Fired

April 12, 2022

Danielle and Kristine learn about how to survive fire ants and special guest Paul F. Tompkins tells us his hilarious story about getting fired from one of his first jobs! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and …