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How To Survive Delivering a Baby & Driving With a Baby with Matt Braunger

Jan. 24, 2023

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giving birth and our guest Matt Braunger tells us about driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr…

How To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Maya Mills

Jan. 17, 2023

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive one of the world's most dangerous animals and Valley Heat's own Emily Maya Mills joins us with a story about surviving one of the world's most dangerous machines! See Pri…

How To Survive Being Out Of A Job & Out Of Control with Andy Richter

Jan. 10, 2023

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a worker strike and the wonderful Andy Richter joins us to talk about a time he and his buddy got a little out of control at a party. See Privacy Policy at https://art19…

New Year Break Bonus - True Crimes & Cocktails with Lauren Ash and Christy Oxborrow

Jan. 3, 2023

Here's a new year treat while Danielle, Kristine and Garon are enjoying the holidays: one of our favorite guests Lauren Ash's own podcast True Crimes & Cocktails featuring her cohost Christy Oxborrow discussing the Glee Curs…

How To Survive No Guest with Danielle, Kristine & Garden Squirrel

Dec. 27, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an unexpected guest cancelation by sharing gifts and talking about whatever comes up. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at ht…

How To Survive Grief with Danielle and Kristine

Dec. 20, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine talk about surviving their recent experiences with grief and we also take some time to deal with the finale of White Lotus. Spoilers! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Calif…

How To Survive Parasites & Failure in Hollywood with Laura Mannino

Dec. 13, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive parasites and the wonderful Laura Mannino joins us to share her experiences with failure in Hollywood. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv…

How To Survive Carjacking & Pizza Jacking with Martha Kelly

Dec. 6, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a carjacking and Euphoria's own Martha Kelly joins us to share her experience being robbed while delivering a pizza. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and …

How To Survive Isolation & Horrible Neighbors with Sharon Houston

Nov. 29, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being alone and the delightful Sharon Houston talks about her nightmare neighbors. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:…

How To Survive Thanksgiving with Danielle Fishel

Nov. 22, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to Thanksgiving with family and it's a Dish reunion as the wonderful Danielle Fishel joins us to talk about surviving Thanksgiving with young kids! See Privacy Policy at https://art…

How To Survive North Korea and The Wrong Village in Northern Germany with J. Keith van Straaten

Nov. 15, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive North Korea and our friend J. Keith van Straaten joins us to talk about the time he found himself in the wrong village in Northern Germany, See Privacy Policy at https://…

How To Survive A Car on Fire & Dude Where's My Car with Phil Stark

Nov. 8, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a burning car and comedy writer Phil Stark joins us to talk about his journey from writing "Dude, Where's My Car?" to his career as a therapist. See Privacy Policy at ht…

How To Survive Everest & Falling Off A Cliff with Amanda Deibert

Nov. 1, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive climbing Mount Everest and our new friend Amanda Deibert joins us to talk about the time she fell off a cliff at the absolute worst time possible. See Privacy Policy at …

How To Survive Blood Loss & Losing Your Place In School with Dave Holmes

Oct. 25, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and at last our friend Dave Holmes makes his debut to tell us about the time he got kicked out of college. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pri…

How To Survive Vampire Bats & Ghost Twins with Alisha Gaddis

Oct. 18, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive blood sucking vampire bats and our guest, the wonderful Alisha Gaddis, shares her experience staying in a haunted Cape Cod mansion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co…

How To Survive Hail Storms & A Blizzard with Andy Daly

Oct. 11, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hail storms and our guest, the hilarious Andy Daly, joins us to talk about the dramatic events of traveling through a blizzard! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr…

How To Survive Ghosts & Your Letters!

Oct. 4, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ghosts plus we're at last reading your letters! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my…

How To Survive Being Lost At Sea & Riding The Waves with Sara Schaefer

Sept. 27, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost at sea and the hilarious Sara Schaefer joins us to talk about her white water rafting adventure. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi…

How To Survive Catfishing & Fishing For The Perfect Job with Wendy Miller

Sept. 20, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being Catfished and the wonderful Wendy Miller joins us to talk about getting what she thought was her dream job on The Oprah Winfrey Show! See Privacy Policy at https:/…

How To Survive An Exploding Volcano & An Exploding Body Part with Laura House

Sept. 13, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a volcano eruption and our friend Laura House joins us to discuss the time her appendix burst! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Noti…

How To Survive A Hostage Situation & Being Stuck In A Terrible Commercial with Oscar Montoya

Sept. 6, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostage situation and the wonderful Oscar Montoya is here to tell us about a truly terrible commercial set! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ…

How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with Stephen Kearin

Aug. 30, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins us to talk about the time he and his siblings were trapped on the road with no shelter. See Privacy Polic…

How To Survive Becoming A Millionaire & Wanting To Be A Millionaire with Rachel Quaintance

Aug. 23, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive becoming a lotto millionaire and our friend Rachel Quaintance joins us to talk about her time on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p…

How To Survive an Earthquake & an Aftershock with Cathy Ladman

Aug. 16, 2022

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an earthquake and the wonderful Cathy Ladman joins us to talk about surviving a different kind of aftershock. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor…