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Nov. 8, 2022

How To Survive A Car on Fire & Dude Where's My Car with Phil Stark

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a burning car and comedy writer Phil Stark joins us to talk about his journey from writing "Dude, Where's My Car?" to his career as a therapist. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/…

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Nov. 1, 2022

How To Survive Everest & Falling Off A Cliff with Amanda Deibert

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive climbing Mount Everest and our new friend Amanda Deibert joins us to talk about the time she fell off a cliff at the absolute worst time possible. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.co…

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Oct. 25, 2022

How To Survive Blood Loss & Losing Your Place In School with Dave Hol…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and at last our friend Dave Holmes makes his debut to tell us about the time he got kicked out of college. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell…

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Oct. 18, 2022

How To Survive Vampire Bats & Ghost Twins with Alisha Gaddis

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive blood sucking vampire bats and our guest, the wonderful Alisha Gaddis, shares her experience staying in a haunted Cape Cod mansion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not…

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Oct. 11, 2022

How To Survive Hail Storms & A Blizzard with Andy Daly

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hail storms and our guest, the hilarious Andy Daly, joins us to talk about the dramatic events of traveling through a blizzard! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sel…

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Oct. 4, 2022

How To Survive Ghosts & Your Letters!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ghosts plus we're at last reading your letters! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sept. 27, 2022

How To Survive Being Lost At Sea & Riding The Waves with Sara Schaefer

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost at sea and the hilarious Sara Schaefer joins us to talk about her white water rafting adventure. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sept. 20, 2022

How To Survive Catfishing & Fishing For The Perfect Job with Wendy Mi…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being Catfished and the wonderful Wendy Miller joins us to talk about getting what she thought was her dream job on The Oprah Winfrey Show! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/priva…

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Sept. 13, 2022

How To Survive An Exploding Volcano & An Exploding Body Part with Lau…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a volcano eruption and our friend Laura House joins us to discuss the time her appendix burst! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sept. 6, 2022

How To Survive A Hostage Situation & Being Stuck In A Terrible Commer…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hostage situation and the wonderful Oscar Montoya is here to tell us about a truly terrible commercial set! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Aug. 30, 2022

How To Survive Being Trapped In A Cave & Trapped Without Shelter with…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins us to talk about the time he and his siblings were trapped on the road with no shelter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art…

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Aug. 23, 2022

How To Survive Becoming A Millionaire & Wanting To Be A Millionaire w…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive becoming a lotto millionaire and our friend Rachel Quaintance joins us to talk about her time on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se…

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Aug. 16, 2022

How To Survive an Earthquake & an Aftershock with Cathy Ladman

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an earthquake and the wonderful Cathy Ladman joins us to talk about surviving a different kind of aftershock. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Aug. 2, 2022

Attacking Bees & A Honeymoon with CeCe Pleasants

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive attacking Africanized Honey Bees aka Killer Bees and our friend CeCe Pleasants joins us to talk about surviving her Hawaiian honeymoon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do…

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July 26, 2022

Weird Fears of Ours and Listeners

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon (Garden Squirrel) discuss their weird fears plus we learn about some listener fears of their own! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 19, 2022

How to Survive a Dog Attack & Ruff Night On The Road with Blaine Capa…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dog attack and the hilarious Blaine Capatch joins us to talk about a "ruff" night traveling to a gig. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 12, 2022

How to Survive Being Lost In The Desert & Trapped On A Desert Date wi…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the desert and our guest Kacey Spivey shares her story about being trapped in the desert on a date. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 5, 2022

How to Survive Being Trapped In An Elevator & Trapped In Hawaii with …

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped in an elevator and Dr. Priyanka Wali joins us to share her harrowing story on a trip to Hawaii! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 28, 2022

Gas Explosion & Body Explosion with Babs Gray

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a gas explosion and the wonderful Babs Gray joins us to tell us about her battle with food poisoning! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 21, 2022

Hotel Fire & Hotel Job with Mitch Silpa

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hotel fire and the hilarious Mitch Silpa joins us to talk about the time he worked at a "Beverly Hills" hotel! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 14, 2022

Poison & Poisoning Yourself With Alcohol with Jimmy Pardo

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ingesting poison and the legendary Jimmy Pardo joins us to discuss times he drank way too much alcohol. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 7, 2022

Escalators & Escalators?!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive escalators and our very special guest Mindy Stirling shares her story about, you guessed it, an escalator! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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May 31, 2022

Lost In The Jungle & Lost In The City

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the jungle and our guest Grace Edwards tells how she found her way through New York City during a black out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-…

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May 24, 2022

Lighting & A Shock From The Past

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a lightning strike and the wonderful Alison Rosen joins us to read a shocking letter from her past. Shockingly embarrassing. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-…

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