Episodes

This week Danielle & Kristine & Garon are back together after some vacation time away in this special episode where they discuss the good, bad, and sad of their time apart. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week enjoy a special extended episode of a classic How To Survive! This is what you get when you join our Patreon! Extended episodes, bonus episodes, merch discounts, and more! This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being trapped inside a cave and our friend Stephen Kearin joins us to talk about the time he and his siblings were trapped on the road with no shelter. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a malfunctioning parachute and Rainn Wilson joins us to talk about living in New York City in the wonder years of the late 80s! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn How to Survive a deadly chimpanzee attack and Brian Strickland joins us to tell his story about survive a Family Feud audition! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the deadly puffer fish and learn about the world of merfolk! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive kidney stones and we're joined by Ted Hardwick to hear about his experience being kidnapped in college! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive drowning and Guy Branum joins us to talk about his time consuming summer job in construction. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangerous sting of a Sea Urchin and the wonderful Alice Hamilton joins us to share a wild story about a journey to get to the Space Needle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giant robber crabs and Aaron Lee joins us to talk about growing up in poverty. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive life with parents suffering from Narcissism and Kevin Maynard joins us to talk about growing up with parents who suffer from mental illnesses of their own. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hoarding disorder and our friend Jamie Denbo is here to talk about a job she had on a trashy reality show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an outbreak of Ebola and our friend John Ross Bowie joins us to talk about the time he had to deal with a shocking herpes diagnosis! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the crush of an out of control crowd and our friend Matt Belknap is here to talk about his early soul-crushing industry job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Seasonal Affective Disorders and Family Guy writer Travis Bowe joins us to share a story about a fishing trip to Alaska with his Father. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sociopath, and Walter Koenig shares a story about dealing with a rude audience member. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a boat crash and our new friend Niccole Thurman joins us to share her story about a recent car accident she survived! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive serial killers and our guest Maureen Driscoll joins us to share her experience nearly being kidnapped while staying abroad! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of fascism and the hilarious Todd Levin joins us to share his experience traveling to Walt Disney World with his family. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation and our good friend comedian Mike Schmidt joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being attacked by an alligator and the hilarious Paul Gilmartin joins us to talk about the time he wrestled with a legendary wrestler. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a dangerous blizzard and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in her car! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a street fight and our friend Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about growing up in San Francisco and how he survived a street fight of his own. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the most dangerous creature in the world: the Mosquito and Patton Oswalt joins us to talk about a time he bit it in front of an audience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.