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Aug. 26, 2025

Emily Barth-Isler - How To Survive More Bears!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Bears...again...but different this time and Emily Barth-Isler joins us to share a bear tale of her own! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva...

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Aug. 19, 2025

Oliver Pardo - How To Survive First Day of Pre-School & First Job

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child's first day of pre-school and Oliver Pardo joins us to talk about his experiences at his first job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californi...

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Aug. 12, 2025

Will Becton - How To Survive 911 & A 911 Situation

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a call with 911, courtesy of a listener, and Will Becton joins us to share a story about a dangerous situation he found himself in with some friends at camp. See Privacy Po...

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Aug. 5, 2025

Madison Shepard - How To Survive Low Temperatures & Temp Work

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures and Madison Shepard joins us to talk about a time she had a dangerous temp job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California ...

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July 22, 2025

Tom Clark - How To Survive Voyeurism & Volunteering

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses into disorder and Tom Clark joins us to talk about his summer volunteering in Juarez! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California ...

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July 15, 2025

Shawn Carlow - How To Survive A Catastrophic Factory Accident & A Cat…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident and Shawn Carlow joins us to share his experiences rescuing some cats! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac...

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July 8, 2025

How To Survive A Bad Landlord

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: a bad landlord! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-i...

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July 1, 2025

How To Survive Measles

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: Measles! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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June 24, 2025

How To Survive A Sexually Adventurous Partner

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sexually adventurous partner in the kick off of our listener suggestion episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:/...

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June 17, 2025

Siobhan Murphy - How To Survive Trench Mouth & French South

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a summer in the south of France. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/priv...

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June 10, 2025

How To Survive A Bad Roommate

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: having a bad roommate! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-se...

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June 3, 2025

Joe Kwaczala - How To Survive A Mid-Life Crisis & A Job Crisis

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a mid-life crisis and Joe Kwaczala joins us to share his experience at an interview for a much needed job. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...

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May 27, 2025

Rylie Newton - How To Survive Coaster Catastrophes & Pickleball Probl…

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a roller coaster accident and Rylie Newton joins us to share her experiences in the competitive world of pickle ball! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Ca...

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May 20, 2025

How To Survive Listeria

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are meeting up on Zoom to learn how to survive a potentially deadly case of Listeria. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/...

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May 13, 2025

Janet Varney - How To Survive Mesmerism & Mormonism

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the arts of mesmerism and hypnotism and Janet Varney joins us at last to talk about growing up in the mormon church. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal...

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May 6, 2025

Willie Macc - HTS An Expected Asteroid & An Unexpected Teen Pregnancy

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an asteroid colliding with Earth and Willie Macc joins us to share his experiences handling a pregnancy at 16 and all that comes after. See Privacy Policy at https://art19....

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April 29, 2025

Rob Kutner - HTS A Collapsing Bridge & A Collapsing Government

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a collapsing bridge and Rob Kutner is here to talk about the time he had to deal with an official of a collapsing government. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell…

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April 22, 2025

How To Survive An Elephant Attack

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly elephant attack and talk about the shows and movies they've been watching. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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April 15, 2025

Olivia Flood-Wylie - HTS Deadly Mushrooms & Hallucinations

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive consuming a deadly mushroom and Olivia Flood-Wylie joins us to talk about a time she was dealing with hallucinations. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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April 8, 2025

How To Survive A Public Scandal

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a public scandal and catch up on everything going on in life! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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April 1, 2025

Drew Droege - HTS Wild Boars & Wild Bars

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive vicious wild boars and Drew Droege joins us to share some crazy times at his local wild bar! Listen to extended episodes on Patreon! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-no…

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March 25, 2025

Jo McGinley - HTS Magical Thinking & Being A Magician's Assistant

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being a magical thinker and Jo McGinley joins us to share her experiences as a magician's assistant! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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March 18, 2025

How To Survive A Horse Bonus Episode

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon are off so in lieu of a new episode enjoy one of our Patreon bonus episodes! This one is pretty infamous already. Hear more bonus episodes plus extended versions of regular episodes at our Patreon: PodcastHowtoSurvive! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co…

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March 11, 2025

How To Survive The World's Deadliest Bird

This week Danielle and Kristine catch up on the week's adventures and learn how to survive the world's deadliest bird! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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