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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Grief with Danielle and Kristine

Danielle and Kristine talk about surviving their recent experiences with grief, and we also take some time to deal with the finale of White Lotus. Spoilers! Check out our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) The NEW (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Merchandise (https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) is here (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive) Sign up for our newsletter…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive No Guest with Danielle, Kristine & Garden Squirrel

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an unexpected guest cancelation this week by sharing gifts and discussing whatever comes up. Garon has The Talented Mr. Ripley, (https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/talented-mr-ripley-patricia-highsmith/1100880792) so it's an official HTS book club book! Read it if you like well-written books about psychopaths and murder! Here is a…

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Jan. 31, 2025

New Year Break Bonus - True Crime & Cocktails with Lauren Ash and Christy Oxborrow

Here's a new year treat while Danielle, Kristine and Garon are enjoying the holidays: one of our favorite guests Lauren Ash's own podcast True Crime & Cocktails featuring her cohost Christy Oxborrow discussing the Glee Curse! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Out Of A Job & Out Of Control with Andy Richter

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a worker strike and the wonderful Andy Richter joins us to talk about a time he and his buddy got a little out of control at a party. Danielle shared tons of handy general tips (https://www.ricknorriscpa.com/tips/) . She discussed the importance…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Maya Mills

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive one of the world's most dangerous animals this week, and Valley Heat's own Emily Maya Mills joins us with a story about surviving one of the world's most dangerous machines! Because of the atmospheric river (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2355697-california-storms-didnt-solve-the-states-drought-and-water-crisis/) , Danielle and Kristine touched briefly on…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Childbirth & Child Travel with Matt Braunger

Danielle and Kristine discuss childbirth dangers, and comedian Matt Braunger shares his adventures of driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter. Then it was time to birth this week's topic, How to Survive Childbirth (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine/id1586894471?i=1000596218895) . Here are some typical worries (https://www.parents.com/pregnancy/giving-birth/labor-and-delivery/6-delivery-day-jitters/) many first-time moms experience.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Deadly Mosquito Bites & Biting It On Stage with Patton Oswalt

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the most dangerous creature in the world: the Mosquito and Patton Oswalt joins us to talk about a time he bit it in front of an audience. Getting into the main event, the Nazis of the insect world. Mosquitos (https://dph.illinois.gov/topics-services/environmental-health-protection/structural-pest-control/mosquitoes-disease.html#:~:text=Even%20today%2C%20mosquitoes%20transmitting%20malaria,yellow%20fever%2C%20dengue%20and%20encephalitis.) !…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Street Fight with Jesse Thorn

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a street fight, and our friend Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about growing up in San Francisco and how he survived a street fight of his own. Do you carry junk on you, like Garon? If so, here's some advice…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Drug Overdose & Drugs at the Border with Rebecca Metz

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose, and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in her car! This week's episode covered drug overdose, and Danielle shared a bunch of helpful information. First,…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive A Blizzard with Eliza Skinner

Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a dangerous blizzard, and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend. Kristine shared helpful information (https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/how-to-survive-blizzard-weather-wellness/index.html) on what to do during one of these nasty storms. Do you want some scandalous secrets of the…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Wrestling an Alligator & Wrestling with Paul Gilmartin

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alligator's attack. The hilarious Paul Gilmartin shares the tale of his smackdown with a legendary wrestler. Check out our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) The NEW (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Merchandise (https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) is here (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive) Go to https://www.magicmind.co/howtosurvive And get…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job with Mike Schmidt

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. The HTS gang is taping another nighttime BONUS (https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-79526962) episode this week, so look out for that soon if…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Sex & an Orgasm Stroke with Lizzy Cooperman

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her own harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness. Check out our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) The NEW (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Merchandise (https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) is here (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive)…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Fascism & Walt Disney World with Todd Levin

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the dangers of fascism, and the hilarious T (https://mikeschmidtcomedy.com/index.htm) odd Levin (https://twitter.com/toddlevin) shares his Disney World family trauma. This week is the release of our Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) Bonus episode, in which we juice up a Garden Squirrel on Prosecco (https://www.instagram.com/p/CqLYwKCJ5mT/) . Danielle brought…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Serial Killers & Almost Being Kidnapped with Maureen Driscoll

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive serial killers, and our guest Maureen Driscoll joins us to share her nearly kidnapping experience while staying abroad! We have giveaways coming soon (we ran out of time on our last Patreon (https://podhowtosurvive.us11.list-manage.com/track/click?u=7a302fda3cb488e6cbd1d2505&id=cb448ca12e&e=7066ca3208) episode), but we are moving our merchandise to a different…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive SADS & Dads with Travis Bowe

Danielle and Kristine discuss how to survive Seasonal Affective Disorders. Family Guy writer Travis Bowe (https://twitter.com/BoweKnows) shares a story about a rollicking fishing trip to Alaska with his dad. We dived into SAD, seasonal affective disorder. Here are some ways (https://www.everydayhealth.com/depression/treatment/ways-to-ease-seasonal-depression/) to ease this disorder in case you are afflicted.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Crowd Crush & A Soul Crushing Job with Matt Belknap

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the crush of an out-of-control crowd, and our friend Matt Belknap discusses his early soul-crushing industry job. Here's how (https://www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/2022/10/31/seoul-crowd-crush-how-to-survive/) you keep yourself safe. Kristine shared the harrowing story (https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/04/asia/itaewon-seoul-korea-halloween-crush-timeline-intl-hnk-dst/index.html) of the Itaewon Seoul, Korea, Halloween crowd crush tragedy. More about the event.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Ebola & Herpes with John Ross Bowie

This week Danielle and Kristine share how to survive an outbreak of Ebola, and John Ross Bowie (https://www.instagram.com/johnrossbowie/?hl=en) joins to discuss the time he dealt with a shocking herpes diagnosis! Our episode this week was on Ebola! (https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/ebola-virus-disease) Ebola has a cousin. (https://www.wired.com/story/marburg-virus-tanzania-equatorial-guinea-vaccines/) Want to know some more details (https://www.cdc.gov/vhf/ebola/history/2014-2016-outbreak/index.html)…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Boat Crash & a Car Crash with Niccole Thurman

Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a boat crash (bitches be boating), and our new friend Niccole Thurman shares the story of the harrowing car crash she experienced on the way to an audition! In-person auditions: just one more reason to miss the lockdown. Here are some tips on How to…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Sociopaths & Rude People with Walter Koenig

Danielle and Kristine share how to survive a sociopath, and Walter Koenig talks about dealing with a rude audience member. The topic for the episode was Surviving Sociopaths AKA Antisocial Personality Disorder. (https://www.psychiatry.org/News-room/APA-Blogs/Antisocial-Personality-Disorder-Often-Overlooked#:~:text=It%20is%20estimated%20to%20affect,disorder%20or%20substance%20use%20disorders.) Here are 13 Rules for Dealing with A Sociopath. (https://www.fearlesslove.net/blog/219781-13-rules-on-dealing-with-a-sociopath) Causes and symptoms (https://www.mentalhealth.gov/what-to-look-for/personality-disorders/antisocial-personality-disorder#:~:text=The%20cause%20of%20antisocial%20personality,men%20than%20women%20are%20affected.) . Statistics (https://healthresearchfunding.org/antisocial-personality-disorder-statistics/)…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Hoarding Disorder & Trash TV with Jamie Denbo

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hoarding disorder (https://www.helpguide.org/articles/anxiety/helping-someone-with-hoarding-disorder.htm) , and our friend Jamie Denbo (https://www.instagram.com/jamiedenbo/?hl=en) talks about her time on a trashy reality show. Hoarding is hard on families! (https://hoarding.iocdf.org/for-families/how-hd-affects-families/) The story of the Collyer Brothers is WILD. (https://www.nytimes.com/2003/10/26/nyregion/the-paper-chase.html) Better Help Sponsors this episode, enter HOW TO SURVIVE…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Narcissistic Parents & Crazy Parents with Kevin Maynard

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive life with parents suffering from Narcissism, and Kevin Maynard joins us to talk about growing up with parents who suffer from mental illnesses of their own. Some strategies (https://www.caminorecovery.com/blog/seven-ways-to-survive-a-narcissistic-parent/) for surviving narcissistic parents. One daughter's stor (https://narcissistfamilyfiles.com/2016/04/16/a-daughters-story-of-one-hell-of-a-narcissist-mother/) y of surviving a narcissistic mother.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Robber Crabs & Being Robbed Of A Childhood with Aaron Lee

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive giant robber crabs, and Aaron Lee (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1968387/) joins us to discuss growing up in poverty. Our show wouldn't exist without YOU, our listeners, so thank you for your reviews (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine/id1586894471) , following us on social media (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/?hl=en) , joining Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) , and…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Too Hot For Earth & Too Cool For School with Tig Notaro

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a deadly heatwave and our friend Tig Notaro joins us to talk about her experiences with school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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