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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Ghosts & Your Letters!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ghosts plus we're at last reading your letters! Subscribe to our podcast: https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/ (https://www.oprahdaily.com/life/relationships-love/a33648485/signs-of-a-cult/) Follow us: Website for even more detailed Show Notes! https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive Check out our merch! https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/ Leave us a review (https://www.podhowtosurvive.com/reviews/new/) ,…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Hail Storms & A Blizzard with Andy Daly

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive hail storms and our guest, the hilarious Andy Daly, joins us to talk about the dramatic events of traveling through a blizzard! Everyone at HTS enjoyed the SNL season opening sketch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIgCd-4oDzI) with Miles Teller as Peyton Manning but don't expect…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Vampire Bats & Ghost Twins with Alisha Gaddis

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive blood sucking vampire bats and our guest, the wonderful Alisha Gaddis, shares her experience staying in a haunted Cape Cod mansion. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Blood Loss & Losing Your Place In School with Dave Holmes

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss, and at last, our friend Dave Holmes (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/waiting-for-impact/id1586375955) makes his debut to tell us about the time he got kicked out of college. There's a big shake-up in the Real Housewives universe, and Danielle & Kristine are positively giddy that…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Everest & Falling Off A Cliff with Amanda Deibert

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive climbing Mount Everest, and our new friend Amanda Deibert joins us to talk about the time she fell off a cliff at the absolute worst time possible. Kristine dug into the topic without any supplemental oxygen and got a wealth of…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive A Car on Fire & "Dude Where's My Car," with Phil Stark

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a burning car, and comedy writer Phil Stark joins us to talk about his journey from writing "Dude, Where's My Car?" to his career as a therapist. Here's some helpful general information (https://www.policygenius.com/auto-insurance/can-cars-explode/) on car explosions, so you know what to…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive North Korea and The Wrong Village in Northern Germany with J. Keith van Straaten

Danielle and Kristine learned how to survive North Korea this week, and our friend J. Keith van Straaten joins us to talk about when he found himself in the wrong village in Northern Germany. For some history of the world's most repressive regime and the last closed totalitarian state, Human…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Thanksgiving with Danielle Fishel

Danielle and Kristine learn how to Thanksgiving with family, and it's a Dish reunion as the wonderful Danielle Fishel (https://twitter.com/daniellefishel) joins us to talk about surviving Thanksgiving with young kids! Since most of us don’t live inside a Nancy Meyers movie, Thanksgiving isn’t that treasured holiday full of warm cozy…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Isolation & Horrible Neighbors with Sharon Houston

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive extreme isolation, and the delightful Sharon Houston (https://twitter.com/sharon_houston) discusses her nightmare neighbors. Danielle was aided in her research by this article from the BBC, How Extreme Isolation Warps Minds (https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20140514-how-extreme-isolation-warps-minds) . And she also got into some of the Covid tips (https://adaa.org/learn-from-us/from-the-experts/blog-posts/consumer/covid-19-lockdown-guide-how-manage-anxiety-and) for…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Carjacking & Pizza Jacking with Martha Kelly

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a carjacking this week, and Euphoria's own Martha Kelly joins us to share her experience of being robbed while delivering a pizza. Danielle returned to an old favorite, The Art of Manliness (https://www.artofmanliness.com/skills/manly-know-how/what-to-do-in-carjacking/) , for crucial advice on how to avoid being carjacked.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Parasites & Failure in Hollywood with Laura Mannino

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive parasites, and the wonderful Laura Mannino joins us to share her experiences with failure in Hollywood. In this week's episode, we got into appetite-suppressing territory with a deep dive into How to Survive Parasites. Kristine got some fun information from medicalnewstoday.com. (https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/human-parasites) For…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Grief with Danielle and Kristine

Danielle and Kristine talk about surviving their recent experiences with grief, and we also take some time to deal with the finale of White Lotus. Spoilers! Check out our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) The NEW (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Merchandise (https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) is here (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive) Sign up for our newsletter…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive No Guest with Danielle, Kristine & Garden Squirrel

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an unexpected guest cancelation this week by sharing gifts and discussing whatever comes up. Garon has The Talented Mr. Ripley, (https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/talented-mr-ripley-patricia-highsmith/1100880792) so it's an official HTS book club book! Read it if you like well-written books about psychopaths and murder! Here is a…

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Jan. 31, 2025

New Year Break Bonus - True Crime & Cocktails with Lauren Ash and Christy Oxborrow

Here's a new year treat while Danielle, Kristine and Garon are enjoying the holidays: one of our favorite guests Lauren Ash's own podcast True Crime & Cocktails featuring her cohost Christy Oxborrow discussing the Glee Curse! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Out Of A Job & Out Of Control with Andy Richter

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a worker strike and the wonderful Andy Richter joins us to talk about a time he and his buddy got a little out of control at a party. Danielle shared tons of handy general tips (https://www.ricknorriscpa.com/tips/) . She discussed the importance…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive A Dangerous Animal & A Dangerous Machine with Emily Maya Mills

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive one of the world's most dangerous animals this week, and Valley Heat's own Emily Maya Mills joins us with a story about surviving one of the world's most dangerous machines! Because of the atmospheric river (https://www.newscientist.com/article/2355697-california-storms-didnt-solve-the-states-drought-and-water-crisis/) , Danielle and Kristine touched briefly on…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Childbirth & Child Travel with Matt Braunger

Danielle and Kristine discuss childbirth dangers, and comedian Matt Braunger shares his adventures of driving across the country during a pandemic with his newborn daughter. Then it was time to birth this week's topic, How to Survive Childbirth (https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how-to-survive-with-danielle-kristine/id1586894471?i=1000596218895) . Here are some typical worries (https://www.parents.com/pregnancy/giving-birth/labor-and-delivery/6-delivery-day-jitters/) many first-time moms experience.…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Deadly Mosquito Bites & Biting It On Stage with Patton Oswalt

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the most dangerous creature in the world: the Mosquito and Patton Oswalt joins us to talk about a time he bit it in front of an audience. Getting into the main event, the Nazis of the insect world. Mosquitos (https://dph.illinois.gov/topics-services/environmental-health-protection/structural-pest-control/mosquitoes-disease.html#:~:text=Even%20today%2C%20mosquitoes%20transmitting%20malaria,yellow%20fever%2C%20dengue%20and%20encephalitis.) !…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Street Fight with Jesse Thorn

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a street fight, and our friend Jesse Thorn joins us to talk about growing up in San Francisco and how he survived a street fight of his own. Do you carry junk on you, like Garon? If so, here's some advice…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Drug Overdose & Drugs at the Border with Rebecca Metz

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a drug overdose, and actress Rebecca Metz (Better Things, Shameless) joins us to talk about her friends getting caught with drugs at the Canadian border in her car! This week's episode covered drug overdose, and Danielle shared a bunch of helpful information. First,…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive A Blizzard with Eliza Skinner

Danielle and Kristine discuss surviving a dangerous blizzard, and the hilarious Eliza Skinner joins us with a story about surviving a blizzard trapped with a new boyfriend. Kristine shared helpful information (https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/how-to-survive-blizzard-weather-wellness/index.html) on what to do during one of these nasty storms. Do you want some scandalous secrets of the…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Wrestling an Alligator & Wrestling with Paul Gilmartin

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an alligator's attack. The hilarious Paul Gilmartin shares the tale of his smackdown with a legendary wrestler. Check out our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) The NEW (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Merchandise (https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) is here (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive) Go to https://www.magicmind.co/howtosurvive And get…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Sleep Deprivation & Falling Asleep on the Job with Mike Schmidt

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sleep deprivation, and our good friend, comedian Mike Schmidt, joins us to share a story of the disastrous results of falling asleep at work. The HTS gang is taping another nighttime BONUS (https://www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-episode-79526962) episode this week, so look out for that soon if…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Sex & an Orgasm Stroke with Lizzy Cooperman

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive sex, and our guest Lizzy Cooperman joins us to talk about her own harrowing experiences dealing with sex and an undiagnosed illness. Check out our Patreon! (http://patreon.com/podcasthowtosurvive) The NEW (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Merchandise (https://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) is here (http://my-store-c409df-2.creator-spring.com/) Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/podhowtosurvive/) Twitter (https://twitter.com/podhowtosurvive) Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/podhowtosurvive)…

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