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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Hypothermia & Freezing Your Balls Off with Regan Burns

This week Kristine and Danielle learn how to survive hypothermia and Regan Burns shares a story about nearly freezing during an adventure race! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive the Eye of a Tornado & a Blind Date Gone Bad with Kimberly Clark

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a tornado and comedian Kimberly Clark joins to share a crazy blind date experience. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive the Breakdown of Society & Broken Bones with Danielle and Kristine

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the breakdown of society and talk about the breaking of bones. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Being Us with Danielle, Kristine, and Garon

Danielle, Kristine, and Garon learn how to survive being them as they each share the crazy events that happened over the holiday break. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Mudslides & Shitting Your Pants with Lauren Ash

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive mudslides and Lauren Ash joins us to discuss surviving shitting her pants. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Heartattack & Heartbreak with Katy Fullan

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a heartattack and writer/comedian Katy Fullan shares how she survived a bad heartbreak. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Bleeding To Death & A Bloody Embarrassment with Dorothea Coelho

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive massive blood loss and Dorothea Coelho talks about an embarrassing incident from middle school. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Big Cat Attack & Adopting Kittens with Mike Henry

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive an attack from a mountain lion and special guest Mike Henry joins us to talk about the time he adopted two kittens! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Getting Lost in The Woods & Camping With Kids with Betsy Stover

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive getting lost in the woods and "Why Mommy Drinks" host Betsy Stover joins us to talk about going on a camping trip with her kids! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Your Brakes Going Out & Brakes Going Out with Brandie Posey

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive car brakes going out and Brandie Posey joins to talk about a time that her car brakes went out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Runaway Train & Your Cat Running Away with Susan Burke

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a runaway train and writer Susan Burke joins to talk about her cat running away during a road trip. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Attacking Birds & Attacking Children with Tess Barker

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hawk attack and Tess Barker joins us to share her experiences as a substitute teacher! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Car Accident & a Bike Crash with Scott Aukerman

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a car accident and Scott Aukerman joins us to talk about crashing his bike when he was a kid! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Fire Ants & Getting Fired with Paul F. Tompkins

Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive fire ants, and special guest Paul F. Tompkins tells us his hilarious story about getting fired from one of his first jobs! See below for show notes! Kristine regales Danielle with the horrors of one of the world's most dangerous insects- DEADLY FIRE…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive When The Law Doesn't Believe You & When Your Parents Don't Believe You with Todd G...

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being falsely accused of a crime, and the hysterical Todd Glass joins us to talk about one of the many times his parents refused to believe him. Episode 29 Show Notes In this week’s episode, Danielle schools Kristine and the audience…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive Falling Out Of The Sky & Flying Without ID with Chris Grace

This week Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive deadly falls, and NBC’s Superstore's (https://www.nbc.com/superstore) own Chris Grace (http://www.chrisgrace.com/) stops by to share his harrowing tale of flying during the holidays without his ID, doing forced Improv in the Denver airport, all in an ugly sweater. Chris Grace shares his…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Collapsing Building & Collapsing Veins with Caissie St. Onge

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive the collapse of a building, and the wonderful Caissie St. Onge (https://www.instagram.com/instacais/?hl=en) co-host of Busy Phillips is Doing Her Best (https://www.bpdoingherbest.com/) , is here to tell us about giving birth to her first son and her uncooperative veins! Danielle doles out…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How To Survive a Cult & Family Secrets With Julie Dixon Jackson

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Cults and Cut Off Gene's (https://cutoffgenes.libsyn.com/) own Julie Dixon Jackson (https://twitter.com/joolsjackson?lang=en) is here to discuss digging up some family secrets as she searches for her birth parents! Here is an excellent piece of writing in Oprah Daily, by Samantha Vicenty (https://www.oprahdaily.com/life/relationships-love/a33648485/signs-of-a-cult/)…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How to Survive A Shark Attack & Attacking Audience With Rebecca Lee

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a shark attack and Rebecca Lee (https://www.instagram.com/its_rebeccalee/?hl=en) joins us to talk about a time an audience member heckled a comic...it's not what you might think. You WILL (https://screenrant.com/jaws-best-movie-quotes/) go in the water again, after this episode of How to Survive With…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How to Survive A Lightning Strike & A Shock From The Past With Alison Rosen

In this week’s episode, Danielle & Kristine discuss how to survive a lightning strike. Plus the wonderful Alison Rosen (https://www.alisonrosen.com/) shares a shocking letter from her past. Shockingly embarrassing. Kristine quizzes Danielle and Garon on some common lightning myths and facts (https://www.weather.gov/safety/lightning-myths) . After Kristine shares a ton of information…

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Jan. 31, 2025

How to Survive Being Lost In The Jungle & In The City With Grace Edwards

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being lost in the jungle and our guest Grace Edwards tells how she found her way through New York City during a black out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How to Survive Escalators & Shopping Cart Mishaps With Mindy Sterling

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive escalators, and our very special guest Mindy Sterling shares her story about, you guessed it, an escalator! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How to Survive Being Poisoned & Poisoning Yourself With Alcohol with Jimmy Pardo

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive ingesting poison and the legendary Jimmy Pardo joins us to discuss times he drank way too much alcohol. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jan. 31, 2025

How to Survive a Hotel Fire & Naked Celebrities at Your Hotel with Mitch Silpa

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a hotel fire and the hilarious Mitch Silpa joins us to talk about the time he worked at a "Beverly Hills" hotel! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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