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Dec. 2, 2025

How to Survive Holiday Stress (Without Completely Losing It)

This week, Danielle and Kristine jump on Zoom to riff on the “joys” of Thanksgiving, holiday stress, family chaos, and unmet family expectations. With a little help from mental health master Brené Brown (in spirit!), they break down how to stay mindful — or at least avoid completely losing it…

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Nov. 25, 2025

How to Survive a Bad Psychedelic Trip (w/ Ilana Cohn-Sullivan)

This week, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a bad psychedelic trip — visions, paranoia, melting faces, and all. Then, Ilana Cohn-Sullivan joins to share her unforgettable ayahuasca experience, complete with continuous vomiting, cheetah cosplay, and the moment things tipped from “transformational” to “terrifying.” 👉 Follow the show so…

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Nov. 12, 2025

How To Survive A Zoom Catch-Up

This week Danielle, Kristine, and Garon gather via zoom to catch up on the past couple of weeks in our lives. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Nov. 4, 2025

How To Survive a Space Mission & a Madonna Audition (w/Dennis Hensley)

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive traveling to space — zero gravity, cosmic rays, and all! Writer/Professional Dancer Dennis Hensley joins the fun to share his hilarious story about auditioning to be a backup dancer for Madonna 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉…

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Oct. 28, 2025

How to Survive Identity Theft & an Art Heist (w/ Murray Valeriano)

This week, How to Survive tackles identity theft and didgeridoo drama! Comedian Murray Valeriano returns with a hilarious tale of trying to reclaim his cousin’s missing didgeridoos from a Hollywood Hills art dealer. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive) for extended episodes + bonus content.…

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Oct. 21, 2025

How to Survive Urban Legends & Real-Life Body Horror (w/ Kevin Avery)

This week, on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive urban legends — from Cropsey to Candyman — and comedian Kevin Avery joins to share his own real-life medical scare involving a benign tumor. It’s a mix of monsters, medicine, and mayhem — only on How to…

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Oct. 14, 2025

How To Survive Burning Mouth Syndrome and an NYC Meltdown (w/ Dan Cronin)

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle Burning Mouth Syndrome (yep, it’s real!) and welcome comedian Dan Cronin, who survived his own burning experience in New York City—one that nearly took out his apartment. Get more chaos and laughter on Patreon! (https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy…

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Oct. 7, 2025

How To Survive Salmonella (w/Mike Henry)

Salmonella strikes again! On this week's episode of How to Survive, returning guest Mike Henry shares his unforgettable encounter with the bacteria. 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive) for extended episodes + bonus content. 📰 Join our Substack (https://podhowtosurvive.substack.com/) for extra comedy bits and survival…

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Sept. 30, 2025

How to Survive Wedding Disasters (w/ Marta Mendez-Cross)

This week on How to Survive, Danielle and Kristine tackle runaway grooms (and brides!) and get the inside scoop on international “I dos” with Las Tres Sisters (https://www.lastressistersmovie.com/) Marta Mendez-Cross, who shares her wild wedding adventures in Costa Rica 🎧 New episodes every week! 👉 Support us on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/c/podcasthowtosurvive)…

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Sept. 23, 2025

How To Survive A Strip Search (w/Kathy Egan-Taylor)

This week, on How to Survive, Danielle & Kristine undress the topic of the strip search. We’re talking strip searches, survival tips, and the fine line between law enforcement and a lawsuit. Kathy Egan-Taylor of Bad Elizabeth shares her unforgettable experience with the UK Border Patrol. 🎧 New episodes every…

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Sept. 16, 2025

How To Survive Performance Anxiety & Cruise Ship Gigs (w/Chris Witaske)

This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we face the spotlight: performance anxiety (something many comedians struggle with) and the fascinating world of cruise ship comedy 🚢. Actor and comedian Chris Witaske (The Bear, Chicago Party Aunt) joins us to share hilarious survival stories, from performing for…

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Sept. 9, 2025

How to Survive Sea Slugs & Skydiving (Comedy w/ Nikki Nash)

This week on How to Survive with Danielle & Kristine, we dive into two wild adventures: the beautiful (but venomous) Blue Dragon sea slugs 🐉🌊 and the thrill of skydiving! Writer Nikki Nash joins us to share hilarious stories from her book Collateral Stardust (https://www.nikkinash.com/) and what it really takes…

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Sept. 2, 2025

Cristina Fernandez - How To Survive Martial Law & Martial Arts

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive martial law (unthinkable!) and Cristina Fernandez joins us to share her experiences with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sept. 2, 2025

Emily Barth-Isler - How To Survive More Bears!

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive Bears...again...but different this time and Emily Barth-Isler joins us to share a bear tale of her own! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Aug. 19, 2025

Oliver Pardo - How To Survive First Day of Pre-School & First Job

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive your child's first day of pre-school and Oliver Pardo joins us to talk about his experiences at his first job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Aug. 19, 2025

Will Becton - How To Survive 911 & A 911 Situation

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a call with 911, courtesy of a listener, and Will Becton joins us to share a story about a dangerous situation he found himself in with some friends at camp. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Aug. 19, 2025

Madison Shepard - How To Survive Low Temperatures & Temp Work

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive dangerously low temperatures and Madison Shepard joins us to talk about a time she had a dangerous temp job! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 22, 2025

Tom Clark - How To Survive Voyeurism & Volunteering

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive when voyeurism crosses into disorder and Tom Clark joins us to talk about his summer volunteering in Juarez! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 15, 2025

Shawn Carlow - How To Survive A Catastrophic Factory Accident & A Cat Rescue

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a catastrophic factory accident and Shawn Carlow joins us to share his experiences rescuing some cats! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 8, 2025

How To Survive A Bad Landlord

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: a bad landlord! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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July 1, 2025

How To Survive Measles

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: Measles! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 24, 2025

How To Survive A Sexually Adventurous Partner

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive a sexually adventurous partner in the kick off of our listener suggestion episodes! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 17, 2025

Siobhan Murphy - How To Survive Trench Mouth & French South

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive being afflicted with Trench Mouth and Siobhan Murphy joins us to share her adventures spending a summer in the south of France. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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June 10, 2025

How To Survive A Bad Roommate

This week Danielle and Kristine learn how to survive this week's listener suggestion: having a bad roommate! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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