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My guilty pleasure
I feel like I’m sitting around chatting with the girls when I listen to this podcast. Danielle and Kristine are truly funny, and actually helpful in some cases. I look forward to listening to them each week.
It’s great.
I like this show enough to figure out how to post this rating and review. I think that says something.
Loaded with the funny
Found out about this podcast on Never Not Funny just a few weeks ago, super bummed I'm all caught up already. I like these women so much, so many belly laughs per episode, lovely guests, just clicks my happiness level up every time. Also you learn stuff.
Great Company
Listening to Kristine and Danielle’s podcast is like hanging out with two funny friends that have interesting topics to discuss. All of their guests have been great too. I also appreciate learning about threats I didn’t realize I should fear. I have now purchased a Lifehammer. Survival gear should def be sponsoring these guys!
An absolute delight
Great show, the hosts are hilarious.
The podcast made for me!
I am an incredibly anxious person and I love this podcast because I feel like I really do learn something without making my fears worse. Danielle and Kristine crack me up too!!
Excellent
Have loved Danielle as a podcast guest for years. So glad she has her own now. And i could listen to Kristine read a phonebook. Both are hilarious. 😀
Sweet and funny girls!
I enjoy How To Survive each week… it’s light, easy, smart and funny. Keep it up Danielle and Kristine! Don’t forget to Laugh, Love and LINE your panties!
Fun and informative!
Love this podcast! So funny and educational!
Love This Show
Wow, this podcast hit the ground running. Every episode is hysterical and (bonus) informative. Danielle and Kristine are terrific together. Moving it to the top of my que. (Queu? Cue? Queueueiue?). Anyway, highly recommend!!!
This podcast brings me joy
Danielle and Christine have funny in their bones and everything about this podcasts showcases that. From great banter to hilarious improv and great guests, this has it all. It’s well produced and has a decent length. I got onto this podcast by listening to other Misfit Toys Comedy Collective podcasts.
Perfect blend of practical and comedy
This is a delightful show with practical info on surviving a particular crisis and a blend of comedy and real life stories that are amazing. If you need a break from true crime and/or guys chatting with each other about ‘80s music (which is an evergreen classic, but most people can’t do it 24/7), Danielle and Kristine are relatable and freaking funny. It feels like having a drink with informative but witty friends who don’t make you feel stupid.
Love it !
I’m only two episodes in and already loving this podcast. Danielle is smart and funny. Christine is so relatable as I’m scared of almost everything too. We should be friends. Minor complaint. The siren in the intro song freaks me all the way out every time as I usually am listening while driving!
This show is great
I love the premise of this show, I am a big fan of Jimmy Pardo, and learned of this show from his podcast. I am on board with your awesomeness and waiting for each episode to be available. Thanks for making this podcast.
Great show!
Hosts have great chemistry and funny stories! That’s what I needed!
Funny, Smart and Useful!
Danielle and Kristine are great hosts. I laugh and learn something on every episode.
Hilarious
-ly great!
Love it
I love this show. So funny. The hosts are fantastic
My new favorite podcast!
As a longtime fan of Never Not Funny, I had to try out How To Survive to get the full Pardo household experience-and am so happy to have this in my regular lineup! The theme song is great too!
Bear episode
Loved the bear episode. The rhyme brown lay down was a hit with my kids. It was a great discussion topic around the house today.
Funny and engaging
Kristine and Danielle are great new companions for my commute. Smart, fast, funny, and you'll learn why you need a wool blanket in a wild fire.
Guys I love this!!!
This podcast is fantastic. Just saying, I hit a black bear with my car a few years back and I’m in love with episode 2!! P.s. The bear ran into my car and rolled and ran off. Pretty sure he was fine!!
Funny, friendly, relatable
The Day After discussion brought back lots of memories, which is a clue to my age and deepest childhood anxieties. Looking forward to spending more time with these two funny women.
So funny
Now I know that there’s a big difference between a black and brown bears. I also taste like milk.