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Lovely
Usually funny and entertaining, but that episode with Jon Hamm in grief showed it’s true perfection. What a powerful episode. Great job all around.

Love this show!
I found this show through NNF and I’ve listened to every episode singing the theme song every time! Danielle and Christine are so funny and informative. The guests are always great and I’m so happy Garon’s on it too! Also, people always ask me about my “Remain Calm” t shirt lol. Thank you and keep up the good work!!

Hilarious!!
I love HTS. I’ve been a fan of Danielle from her appearances on NNF. Kristine and her family stories are a crack up. It’s great to see Garon coming into his own. As a team, they are hilarious. It’s my go to podcast as soon as it uploads each week.

LOVE
Around a month ago I started listening & discovered quickly I enjoyed the way they approach topics of survival. Also, their friendly & honest conversations on life & being parents is reassuring & great listening! With the comedy & banter it all adds up to a great podcast.

Can’t wait
“Very excited for the 1st ep, Danielle and Kristine will surely hit this out of the park” was what I wrote more than 100 eps ago and now I can’t wait for the new ep every week. Thank you to the How to Survive crew for hours of laughs

Lovely podcast
The theme song has been stuck in my head for weeks. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Background giggling
Gives me life Listening to the crossover with a diff podcast and legit just now a follower. Psyched to listen Please tell me the background giggles are still here currently I’ve NEVER done a review before. But those giggles are giving me life!!! Made my WHOLE day

Learn Laugh Love
Learn something that could someday save your life. As brought to you by professional funny people. I highly recommend 👍❤️🙌

Most excellent podcast
I love this podcast. Danielle, Kristine, and Garon have such great chemistry. We learn so much from the topics covered, and the guests are always interesting and fun. John Ross Bowie’s herpes story was hilarious. Remember, stay calm!

Laugh out loud
I love this show and it could save your life. The Todd Levin episode had one of the funniest stories I have ever heard! I had to hide in the bathroom at work to keep from laughing like a crazy person.

So good!
I love this podcast! I listen as soon as it’s released and look forward to the following weeks episode. Humor mixed in with some learning. Great chemistry between Danielle, Christine and Garon. Love it!

Pure Joy
The sheer joy for the show and each other all three, Danielle, Kristine and Garon have make this show wonderful to listen to. I look forward to seeing it in my feed every Tuesday. I learn things about difficult situations and the stories are great. I’d give it more stars if I could.

Great podcast topics, guests, and hosts!!
This podcast delivers on so many levels. Both hosts are funny, charming, self-deprecating, and do a great job of highlighting their guest each week. I look forward to this show every Tuesday. Thanks Kristine, Danielle, and Garden Squirrel!!!

HILARIOUS!!!
I found you from my other favorite podcast “Never Not Funny.” I love the boys, but your show should be called that. I laugh from start to end. I also love Garron from both shows. He has the best laugh especially when it’s just a faint sound in the background. I highly recommend this show if you are a fan of great comedy.

All the things I love
Funny ladies and anxiety provoking topics! Who needs anything else?

The Best!
First off, 5 stars! "How To Survive" is an hour of pure joy. There is a structure to each episode of the show, but Kristine Kimmel and Danielle Koenig bounce around inside that structure like pachinko balls. They come across as the best of friends who are having a hoot each week. Please never stop finding new dangers for us to survive!

Fun and informative!
Love this podcast! So funny and educational!

Great for so many reasons
I love the hosts because they are very relatable. I'm a mom just like them and get nervous about so many things. This podcast has actually taught me so many ways to handle situations in a fun and informative way. I can not say enough about this podcast. It's the best.

The podcast that turns disaster into comedy
Hosts Danielle and Kris and producer Garden Squirrel are joined by a guest each week to share insights on how to survive natural and unnatural disasters. Get practical advice or just an hour of distraction from life’s impending calamities.

Great riffing between Danielle and Kristine
Episodes 23 and 19 had me almost sick I laughed so hard. Love this show for helpful tips and some laughs on my worst days of humaning.

Hilarious!
This podcast is so funny, I am always laughing while listening at work. I’ve been listening to an episode every day and now I’m all caught up and I’m sad I have to wait for the next one. Thank you Danielle and Kristine for making me laugh and teaching valuable skills so I don’t die. Much love!

Hot snickerdoodle!
This is the best. Daniel and Kris are hecka for reals. One of the greatest podcasts I’ve ever heard, in my life, on this planet, of the universe. I’m really serious.

Super informative and entertaining
Danielle and Kristine have a great rapport. The stories are fascinating and the guests are awesome. This podcast is a great listen for anyone who likes a documentary vibe with funny hosts.

Great listen!
Simply a funny and informative podcast.

I’m a survivor, word to Destiny’s Child.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified… then, I started listening to this podcast! Now I know how to survive any situation life decides to put me in. All I need is my LifeHammer and the knowledge instilled in me from this podcast and I’ll be good! Lots of laughs, lots of info, and a bonus of Garon every once in a while. Nothing more is needed.

Power Couple!
Danielle and Kristine have such great chemistry and make me laugh. I was happy to add them to my weekly comedy listening to make time at my dull desk better. Can they do how to survive your lame office job? Ugh, bad joke. ANYWAY, love it!

I’m hooked!
This podcast is funny & interesting and I love Danielle’s silly laugh! I’d say it is pretty perfect!

Most def you’ll survive
Such fun and interesting word play on topics, guests are always great! Need more Garon, maybe… not sure!

Remain Calm!
Growing up in the Adirondack mountains, I’ve learned to survive in many various circumstances. However, now I live in New Jersey, in the suburbs, and my wife and kids do not. So after listening to this, I played it for my wife and she loved it! It’s fairly clean, so I feel my kids can listen (they watch PG-13 movies, they’ve heard the language before). I strongly recommend this podcast. Good info and funny… what could be better?

Great Fun!
Love the show. Kristine and Danielle are very funny and the show is entertaining. It feels like if My Favorite Murder covered day to day safety instead of just murders. It’s great and I look forward to it every week!